Wednesday, July 4, 2018

Damsel: Viewer in Distress

                             Robert Pattinson & Butterscotch

The Movie Slut has question.
It's 1870 on the western prairie, do people say stuff like "It's a win/win"?
Or is that a big fat anachronism?
Or is it supposed to be funny?

Well, the Movie Slut is not laughing.

Nobody is who he or she seems to be in this less-than-satisfying flick. (Except Butterscotch, the dwarf horse.) And that could be interesting if the movie wasn't so slow it might as well have gone backwards.

Robert Pattinson proves again that he's more than the werewolf we loved in the Twilight movies. Still, his excellent performance, which ends halfway through the movie, just isn't enough.



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