Mercifully, most of "What Happens in Vegas" does not happen in Vegas. It happens in Brooklyn.
And the borough, which never looked so resplendent, is the real star of this inane, unromantic, romantic comedy. It co-stars Cameron Diaz's wardrobe. (The gold dress!!!!!) Ashton Kutcher rounds out the cast and is no slouch.
Alas, no one could revive the stupidest script since "Glitter."