Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Going the Distance: Doesn't

You'll want to go the distance. As far away as possible from this sorry flick that's supposed to shed light on long-distance relationships. Right!
The Movie slut was warned by the inane, idiotic trailer. Then a review in the venerable New York Times actually called this disaster "honest" and said it had "charm." No and no. So she got snookered in and now she's mad as F-ing Hell and wants her $ back.
Sorry for the F-bomb. But if you see this movie, you'll be cursing, too. Not just because it's so bad, but because Erin (Drew Barrymore) never utters a sentence without the word. She could win a prize for creative use the word as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb and various little known parts of speech.
The MS thinks this was an inept attempt to distance her from every other rom-com heroine you've seen. It only works if they wanted you to hate her vociferously and not care what happens to her and her equally unappealing love interest, Garrett
(Justin Long.)
As they say, "For every lid there is a pot." Yes, these two imbeciles were made for each other. What a snore.

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