Friday, February 24, 2012

The Vow: Love is (Fill in the Blank) the Second Time Around

Gals, is your guy in the doghouse? Wanna make him suffer? Seeking Revenge with a capital REVENGE?
If you've answered yes to any of these questions, then drag him to see "The Vow." The beauty of this scheme is that while he'll loath this flick, you might love it.

Remember ladies, "Revenge is a dish best served at the multiplex."

Keeping it short: Leo (Channing Tatum or is it Tatum Channing? Whatever.) and Paige (The ever-adorable Rachel McAdams) are married, but due to a contrived plot twist, this fact alludes our heroine. And so Leo must make her fall in love with him a second time.

Does he accomplish this Herculean task? No ends are given away on this blog.

Suffice it to say that he tries with lines that make "You had me at hello" sound Shakespearean.

How about, "I vow to fiercely love you in all your forms, now and forever."

And while we're at it, what's with Channing Tatum's

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